
The Inexperienced Cook
Commemorate the first kitchen with a charming print that combines humor and style. It makes a memorable gift piece for decorating their new culinary haven.
The Inexperienced Cook
Come dine with me!
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"That's it. We’re toast."
Soup of the month.
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'
"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
Too much cilantro
Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
"Too bright."
A DIY disaster.
"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."
Salt and Pepper
"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."
'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'
Moving in
The Perfect Foil
"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."
'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'
'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'
Cook in the cookery section.
"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."
"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"
"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"
So...this is the roommate. Awkward...
'You made me jump.'
Entertainment systems
'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'
"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."
Cooking
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