Kitchen Pioneer Prints

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

I made you a cake!

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Cook in the cookery section.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Time for pancakes!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"