Kitchen Pioneer Prints

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

I made you a cake!

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Cook in the cookery section.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Time for pancakes!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Egg Surprise

Swiss Army Stove.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.