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'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Latest Aye Phone

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

What do you think of the application so far?

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."