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Irish Bricklayer

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Dancing Doctor

Pajama Day 743

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Day trading.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Brickie's Mate

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Education and Apprenticeships