First In Everything Mugs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

First aid in mountains

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Frontline health workers

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"My God, now what?"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Emergency Underpants

Medical Supplies