Family First Enthusiast Mugs

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Sliding Down the Banister

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

A couple with a new baby

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'