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Someday you'll thank me for not carrying you upstream.

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Family sitting on sofa.

Sliding Down the Banister

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Family.

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.