First Home Buying Pillows

"Kids say the finniest things."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

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"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

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'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Honey, I'm home.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'They're playing house.'

'This is close enough.'