Buying A First Home Pillows

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"Last week I had a human family wanting to buy my place as a tiny home!"

'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.'

?Keep in mind, it?s only a starter home.?

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"Ahh, here it is. . . I new we had it somewhere!"

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

Estate Agents

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

House made out of home information packs.

'It's not a house made of straw. It's affordable housing.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'It's a great starter cave.'

Starter Home

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

'Man! Real Estate is at a premium!'

"I know the government's carrying part of the risk, but I'm not sure Mr.Cameron knows much about plumbing."

"Don't be surprised by hidden costs that pop up when buying your first home. I call them Jack-In-The-Box bills. . . boing!"

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

So much for affordable housing

Battery Farm Housing

'I'm having real trouble getting on the property ladder...'

Snail with a tiny shell says: 'I suppose it's a foot on the property ladder.'

"Call off the siege. It's being converted into ninety-three units of coöperative housing."

Apartment construction.

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"This wonderful starter home comes fully furnished!"

'This much sought after bungalow - we couldn't find it!'

"We're first time buyers but my dad has agreed to help us out!"

'Could you tidy your place up a bit? - I've got some first time buyers coming round this afternoon.'

'Your very own starter home , son'.

Renting is so expensive these days. Why don't you move back with your parents? Good idea, except...they're still living with their parents.