First Halloween Prints

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Gracie's the only kid I know who analyses her halloween sweets before eating them.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Honey Costume

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Swinging on a star.

"Here we are."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'