First Gaming Experience Gifts

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just be yourself."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Skiing.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

Mac OS 20

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Homo Gamus

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I should probably get out more.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Nerd tryouts.