First Gaming Experience Gifts

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just be yourself."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Skiing.

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Nerd tryouts.

I should probably get out more.