First Day On The Bus Mugs

Wake up, Twig! There's a new girl on the bus. Who? Finally! Someone from my own gene pool. Congrats, Miss Tully. So?...Who is this new bossy, opinionated loudmouth? Different pool.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Is Driving Doomed?

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Vacation Bus Photo

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Choosing What To Wear.

''The cow jumped over the Moon'? -- is this creationism or something?'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Harv works the red shift.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"We need to hire more women."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Did You Miss Me?

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"The innocence seems forced."

Octo-Bus.