First Day Of Work Mugs

'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'

'Do you work for the government?'

Pull yourself together

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Pajama Day 743

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Today we learned to count to one.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Late/Too Late.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'A dog ate my homework.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."