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Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Glastonbury. After.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Impressing dad.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

Triangle

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Baby Mozart.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.