First Live Performance T-Shirts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Just be yourself."

Zombie standup

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Comedy Cafe

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Baby Mozart.

Piano Recital

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Bassoons.

"Tong!"

"Free Bird!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Plum jam...

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."