My lockdown baby "socialising"
First Child During Pandemic T-Shirts
Commemorate the arrival of your first child during the pandemic with a fun or sentimental t-shirt—great for new parents to wear proudly.
"His first out-of-body experience."
"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...
A young Don King
Madonna of the Pukes.
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'
"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"
Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
'A is for Arse.'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
"They look so young and helpless."
Little chef.
"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.
Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.
Extra innings.
"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"
She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!
Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
'That never gets old.'
'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'
'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'
'I get that reaction a lot.'
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
'Imagine that in gummi!'
Constructing your own prison!
'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'
'You wash and I'll dry.'
First Child During Pandemic T-Shirts Collection
First Child During Pandemic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to new parents welcoming their first child during challenging times—bring a smile with every sip.
First Child During Pandemic Pillows
Browse cozy pillows that celebrate your new arrival during these unique times—great for nurseries or living spaces.
First Child During Pandemic Prints
Discover art prints that beautifully commemorate this special moment of becoming a first-time parent during the pandemic—ideal for framing and gifting.