Pandemic Parents T-Shirts

"Self isolating couples. . . 9 months, give take and boom coronavirals."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Five Stages of Lockdown

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"'A' is for 'anxiety,' 'B' is for 'boredom,' 'C' is for 'coping mechanisms'..."

Teaching from Home

Solemn Seasons

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

"If good fences make good neighbors, then maybe they can make good kids."

Memento 2: Pandemic Parenting

"Little Jimmy's at the difficult age where he's grown up."

"So how many days was that?"

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

Long distance education

School: How stressed were you today.

Mask Rules

Coronavirus

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"It's a remote huggy bear to help us through social distancing."

Cycling through emotions

"I know we're meant to be in lockdown Doc, but do I have to stay inside on such a lovely day?"

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."