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Covid Babies

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Cry babies.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Whoa

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

Baby Hairstyles.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Maternity Ward

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Which one's yours?"

Open other end

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Which one is yours?"