First Child Birthday Mugs

Cleaning the kids.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Resourceful toddler

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Green Balloon

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby Playing Violin

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Creative Baby.

"He talks the talk."