First Child Birthday Mugs

Cleaning the kids.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Playing Violin

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Yoga with Baby

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"He talks the talk."

Teddy and friends.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

One!

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Creative Baby.