First Child Birth Mugs

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"They look so young and helpless."

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'No creamed peas for me today!'