"Today I got my first bill."
First Bill Mugs
Looking for a fun way to celebrate paying your first bill? Our humorous mugs make a perfect addition to milestone moments, bringing a smile every morning you tackle your expenses.
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"His first out-of-body experience."
A young Don King
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
Late night teddy reading
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
'At lone at last.'
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.
'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"
'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'
'A is for Arse.'
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
"They look so young and helpless."
Little chef.
"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."
"His first word was 'Dotcom'."
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"
She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!
'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'
Extra innings.
Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
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First Bill Mugs Collection
First Bill Pillows
Find cozy pillows that give a humorous nod to adulting and paying your first bill—great for personal spaces or gift-giving.
First Bill Prints
Check out our wall art prints that humorously highlight the journey of managing your first bill—fun and motivational decor.
First Bill T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for those experiencing or celebrating their first bill—ideal for adding humor to any outfit.