First Goal Mugs

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Just be yourself."

'My feet are killing me.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airliner

Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Flight Socks.

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Is there a problem officer?"