First Apartment Hunt Mugs

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Shakespeare Ave

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

IKEA Book

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Life Cycle of a Tower Block

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."