
"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'
Decorate their classroom or workspace with a vibrant print featuring a first aid theme. A stylish way to celebrate their dedication and inspire others in the importance of lifesaving skills.
"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
First aid in mountains
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."
'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'
"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"
First aid departments
"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."
Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.
First Aid Box
'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'
Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."
"My God, now what?"
Medical Supplies
I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.
"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '
"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."
Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.
'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'
'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'
First aid and sculpture
'Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?'
"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"
First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.
"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."
'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'
"I've got a pulse!"
"Will he be okay?"
'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'
Why dogs hate CPR.
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