First Aid Enthusiast Prints

A lifeguard at the beach

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

'We need more cuts by attrition. Cancel the CPR workshop.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Being Serenading in Casualty

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

First aid departments

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

First Aid Box

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."