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"Only then, did all the king's horses and all the king's men regret not taking a first aid course of some kind."

"Or perhaps Heimlich himself."

Why dogs hate CPR.

First aid departments

'Omigosh! Lenny's choking! Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?'

First aid and sculpture

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

First Aid Box

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Medical Supplies

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'