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The first Heimlich Manoeuvre.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

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"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

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Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

Medical Supplies

"My God, now what?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'