Firework Aficionado Pillows

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cat scared of fireworks.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

US National holiday

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

Sparklers

Bayonne Festival

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Top floor, please.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

'What an AMAZING display!'

Independence Day Came Early

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.

"You spoil that canary."

'I wonder where my best suit is?'

Astronaut

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Independence Day.

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."