Firework Aficionado Mugs

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cat scared of fireworks.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

US National holiday

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Bayonne Festival

Sparklers

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Top floor, please.'

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

'What an AMAZING display!'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

Independence Day Came Early

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Astronaut

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

'I wonder where my best suit is?'

"You spoil that canary."

Independence Day.

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."