Firework Fanatics Pillows

'The neighbours say can you keep it down a bit while they are letting off fireworks!'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Monster Clown

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Bayonne Festival

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Trick or treat surprise.

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Happy New Year!'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'