Firewall Fanatics Mugs

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Tortured Plank

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Workaholic's Toilet

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'Nice to have a door opener.'

Businessman fences with three others.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"They said you'd be challenging."

Castle Cat Flap

'Bob installed a lazer security system. He's a little protective of his new car.'