Firestarter Of Positivity Mugs

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The Death of the Blues

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"You can do it!"

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Bonfire

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

International Speculators

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

Traffic Light Instructions

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'