Firestarter Of Fun Mugs

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

International Speculators

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"Fire down."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."