Fire Story Fanatic Pillows

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Bless you...'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Can we do this another night? I've got an early report."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!