Campfire Tale Fan Pillows

"The peep was so cute they wanted to eat him up. And they did... head first."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Scouts made this for me

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'