Campfire Tales Lover Pillows

"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"

'...then they saw off the top of your head and scoooop out your insides until you are just an empty shell, there are pips and bits of flesh everywhere! but they haven't finished with you yet...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The Torch Holder'.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Scouts made this for me

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."