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After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I shop, therefore I am."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."