Finding New Home Prints

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Gardener

Allotment

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Lazy Octopus

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He does lack social skills.'