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"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Tasty.

Ultimately love would find her...

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

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'I still have all my own teeth.'

'We met online.'

Old man has a walking stick case.

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'Did someone say something?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

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'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

Oldies.

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."