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"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

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"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Single men in Tahiti

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'We met online.'

'Did someone say something?'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Old man has a walking stick case.

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Senior dating disasters.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Oldies.