Financially Savvy Yogi Pillows

"Be mindful of the pennies and the pounds will be mindful of themselves."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Yoga classes door.

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

Impressive fund manager.

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

'Investments in money funds increased this month on news it TAKES money to MAKE money.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

"We must be rich... because we're getting richer."

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"My school day was mixed. Big gains in history class, English was flat, math declined by a quarter-grade, and I took a pounding at recess."

'Ah, another grant has come through.'

'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain

'I have to use it... it's not paid for yet.'

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

'Okay...how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?'

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."