Financial World Critiquer Mugs

"Sorry, I'm already overstocked with souls from investment bankers."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'But the good news is: with each downsizing, you qualify for frequent fired 'discount' points.'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Yes Sir, I am at this very minute passing on your recommendations for staff wage cuts to the appropriate department'

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"And to add insult to injury, the CEO fired me in a sticky note."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

"This one is obviously limited in imagination and shows no talent or enthusiasm for management..."

"My new years resolution was to delegate more. . . so I delegated chasing unachievable targets with massively reduced resources to George."

'Callers will be answered in the order of their Fortune 500 ranking.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

"Hello, sir, I'm Warren, the new employee in the fall guy department, and I look forward to a quick departure after the latest corporate scandal."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'Hold all my death threats.'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Tax by Trump

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

Chairman.