Finance Critic Mugs

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Unethical banking

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'Don't worry son - apologise and we'll let you get away with murder. It's an approach we've adopted from the banking sector.'

Tax by Trump

"As a politician, I was a flip-flopper. So a job at a hedge fund would be perfect for me."

Berlusconi's Community Service

Customers Departing from Big Banks

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

"Isn't that the bloke who sold us our pensions?"

'I admire their frankness' - Shark Loan Co.

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

World Financial Mafia

Sat Nav - Reconsider your position

Trickledown economics

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Republican politics!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Dollars Press Conference

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'