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'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

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'...he's got more sense than money.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation