Financial Wisdom Seekers Gifts

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

Pay up.

'...he's got more sense than money.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Oh, crap.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Just go with the workflow."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'