Financial Warriors Pillows

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills,doctor.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

Fuel price inflation - Burning hopes and dreams

"That's from the last flood and that's our mortgage."

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"Not an audit. The IRS wants to give me a financial colonoscopy."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The transparent safe box of Panama

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Student Debt

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

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