Financial Thriller Lover Pillows

'That's it then, we offer shares to the public.'

'The only 'credit crunch' you should worry about is the crunch Nigel here will give you if you don't meet your repayments.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

The Bullish World

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Greece - The Black Hole

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Man with a Plan

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

What's a CEO's motivation?

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

No future for the dollar.

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."