Financial Struggler Mugs

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Gas Price Increase Grammar Lesson

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

No Money

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Financial life preserver

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.