Financial Struggler Prints

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Gas Price Increase Grammar Lesson

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

No Money

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Financial life preserver

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'