Financial Storm Surfer Gifts

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Surfing the daily stress

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Surfing koala.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Dow's up!"

Run, Mike, Run!

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Gold Crisis

Capitalism.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"Surf's up."

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

The turbulent euro.

Economic

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Floating on the stockmarket

'I hate rainy days!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

Bottom Dollar Investments

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"