Financial Safari Enthusiast Pillows

'I need someone inside the financial jungle.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

The Bullish World

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Clever pitbulls.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'